Singapore Fashion

So.....the following article showed up on Yahoo Singapore a week or so ago and I cracked up when reading it:
http://sg.entertainment.yahoo.com/blogs/singapore-showbiz/singapore-fashion-really-bad-154901931.html

So, in order to fully appreciate why this had me in stitches, let me elaborate.  Please note that what I am about to write is based purely on observation.  I really need to start taking pictures of some of these things.

The fashion here is "interesting".  While office workers dress much more nicely than our counterparts in the USA, the weekends and evenings are sure to be filled with some troubling finds.

Some of my favorites to date include:

• The lady with a t-shirt that looked like it was supposed to be from a casino but it said:       "High Probability of Scoring"....umm, nice message, eh?  Daddy would be proud!
• The 50+ lady who could no longer be described as thin, with a tight t-shirt that read:   "Horny Princess"..holy cow Grandma - I am really hoping that you cannot read English and thought the words and picture looked "cute"!
• The 30ish guy with an Angry Birds t-shirt that read "Let's be Love Birds" and it had the 2 big red angry birds ooogling each other
• The twenty something guy with the tshirt that read:  "It's grand to be in love" and the design was like a bad tattoo from a dingy tattoo parlor
• The elderly man with soccer shorts, black compression socks up to his knees, brown leather sandals and a dress shirt.  I can't to see what Jereme decides to wear when he is in his 70's.....
•  Collars Up!  Yep, the 80's are back!  Remember those izod shirts that we all wore with our collars up....well, any polo type shirt has to have it's collar up for the gents here.  I think we looked silly in the 80's....why do we continue to relive our fashion mistakes!?
• Skirts/dresses that are so tight they don't "stay put" ... walking looks like a tug of war between their handbags, hands and legs...how do they sit down??  Do they sit down?? 
• Flip flops - why do people wear flip flops everywhere????  My feet hurt looking at them!
• EXTREMELY high heels/stilettos -  this is kind of an art at times.  Sometimes watching the ladies get on the escalator, making a few tenuous steps is kind of funny.  Heck - it makes ME nervous, and I don't go near the things!

 Maybe I will start to take pictures of some of the great sites when I am wandering about...